#Godzilla's got jokes

[bloodborne-on-pc]

Y'know how in 2016 we suddenly got Shin Godzilla out of nowhere? And it was a unique Godzilla movie that knocked everyone's socks off, and had an open-ended conclusion with interesting implications. And then it never got a sequel.

Then in 2023, after seven years of relative quiet, we suddenly got Minus One. And it was a unique Godzilla movie that knocked everyone's socks off, and had an open-ended conclusion with interesting implications. So far, no news of a sequel, though the director says he has a couple ideas for one.

Anyway I think that should happen again. No sequel for Minus One, and after several years of quiet, Toho will suddenly say "hey we've got a new Godzilla movie", and then when it comes out it'll knock everyone's socks off, and an open-ended conclusion with interesting implications. That never gets resolved. I just think it'd be super funny if Toho did this exact same thing a third time.

[get-snuck-up-on]

I miss movie Tie in games only because I really want to play a new Godzilla game and the closest thing I got is Godzilla volex wars a digital steam exclusive strategy game

Stop acting like you can't afford this.

[bugdogg]

only things i drew that i feel happy w from the aggie

everything else was unreadable to me, and not colored :]

[teojira]

TEDDY! I checked ur old blog and saw u have a this one :3, and i saw u write for the KAIJUUUS? bro i love godzilla sosososoosoOSOSOSOSO MUCH, if you're down for it, could you do some headcanons of being Godzilla's favorite human?, ofc platonic, (i dead ass love this gigantic lizard sm i made a wedding pic art as a joke cause someone said marry the damn lizard and i said fine i will, and i wanna clarify twice, it was a joke, i just love large lizards)

[Being Goji's favorite human headcanons] [platonic]

Summary: What being a huge lizard titans human entails!

Warnings: None! Just platonic companionship between you and the Big guy.

Word count: 650+ words

A/N: Omg Tama :(( I'm so happy to see you're here from the call of duty blog!! It's always a joy to see you in my notifs 🫶 ofc I got you, Godzilla headcanons comin right up! I hope these are okay!

- Being Goji's favorite human comes with alot of good, but alot of bad as well.

- It makes you special. There is no documentation in any of Monarchs database of him having any explicit connection to humans, no country, no specific race, and you're seemingly the first person in history. But that also means you're under their control due to your ties to the Kaiju.

- He doesn't visit nearly as much as he wishes he could, despite you both being connected by seemingly fate. He is the king of monsters, bro is busy! He has to keep the balance.

- Monarch learned the hard way that you cannot be housed at a base, it sets Goji off, so they literally have to place you on a private island somewhere for when he does come to see you, he can't destroy anything.

- Contrary to most of the publics opinion, he IS sentient. He knows what he does. Destroying usually comes with the territory when he has to fight a threat, but visiting you isn't so he makes sure not to crush your home, bellowing to let you know he's come to see you.

- He doesn't know why he cares for you, but it feels right, coming to you and curling up on the sand, waiting for you to come closer.

- Goji has ever been touched by one other human without intent of harm, Serizawa. He still remembers how comforting it was, how a small little human seemed to care for him when he was at his lowest.

- He enjoys when you pet him, more often than not being more than okay with the touch. It also helps that you take care of any issues he may have due to him being in the water extremely often, and he gets the occasional barnacle.

- The first time you took one of him, he snarled so loud that it sent you flying onto your back in fear, his large head whipping around to see just what the fuck you were doing.

- You explained to him calmly that you were removing the parasites from his scales. All you got was a huff in return. But he did turn back and rest his head again, so you figure that was him saying it was okay.

- It's hard to spend quality time with the titan due to just how BIG the fucker is, but he allows you to climb up him and make your way to his head, he's eerily still when he feels you on him, he knows his strength and size and one wrong move and you fall, shattering your legs.

- He would definitely bring you back things he's found in the ocean. What do you mean you're not interested in this deep sea squid that's the size of 3 school buses? He got it just for you! (You let Monarch take it to study, but you pretend to Goji that you are taking it for yourself.) (He lets out a pleased rumble at providing for you.)

- He somehow has the uncanny ability to find you no matter where you go, one time Monarch took you to the Japan base for a meeting that they deemed you necessary to attend.

- Imagine everyone's shock and awe when he appeared, roaring in a rage as he slouched down to the ground, not relaxing until you ran out in view, frantically waving your arms.

- He takes all his naps on your private island, curling into a little ball, it's the best rest he has had in years, only thing to make it better is when you join him, bring a blanket or bring a little air mattress and sleep out there with him, it brings him so much joy. If lizards could purr, you're sure he would be.

- Where this Goji, there is Mothra! She wants to see what caught his eye for the first time in centuries, she cares for humans more than he ever has, so she takes a liking to you immediately. So she visits you when she's able to, usually chirping and letting you touch her fuzz.

[cosmerelists]

Cosmere Characters as Parents

As requested by anon. :)

If Cosmere characters who aren't currently parents (or who never got that chance) were parents, what would they be like?

1. Adolin

LOVES playing dress-up

Small child: And YOU'RE my servant, Radiant Princess Assassin Duelist! Adolin [solemnly wearing a princess hat and armor, carrying a large wooden sword]: I am at your service, Your Highness.

2. Siri

I'm seeing: Midnight Family Picnics.

Siri: Whose ready for Midnight Family Picnic?? Both kids: [cheering] Siri: Tonight we have a lovely assortment of sweet treats, assorted nuts for salt, and of course a Surprise Stew that the cook whipped up! Siri: Let's set up the tent, and we can get eating!!

3. Kaladin

Wants to support his kid in everything...but may be slightly overprotective

Small child: Dad, Dad look! I climb ALL the way to top! Kaladin: Wow! Great job!! Syl: Wow! I'm surprised you're letting him climb a rock that tall! Kaladin: Well, you know. It's good for a kid to get to explore and be fearless. Syl: ... Syl: Got him Lashed so he can't fall, huh? Kaladin: You know it.

4. Shallan

Has a little bit of trouble setting boundaries--she just doesn't want her kid to feel restricted, you know?

Teenager: See ya, Mom! Gonna go set a building on fire. Shallan: Hey, wait a second! Shallan: You got a good reason? Teenager: Yeah. Shallan: Got a plan to avoid being caught? Teenager: Of course. Shallan: Okay--have fun!! Radiant: ... Shallan: What?

5. Nikaro

As an emo guy, he of course ends up with a kid who is the opposite.

Akane: Are you wearing...a pink shirt with a heart on it? Nikaro: My daughter is obsessed with kawaii fashion. Nikaro: She wanted to style me. Akane: That also explains the sparkly eyeshadow. Nikaro: It does. Akane: ... Akane: Is your goth soul dying inside? Nikaro: Only a little.

6. Yumi

It feels inevitable that Yumi would give birth to a tiny Godzilla child.

Yumi: Look! Mommy made the stack sooooo high! Child: [shrieking with delight as they plow right into it, knocking it over] Yumi: [smile only slightly strained] A mother's love is a powerful thing.

7. Lopen

They say it takes a village, and Lopen definitely has that.

Sigzil: You know...I'm impressed by how well-rounded your kid is. Lopen: Ha ha! A Herdazian is always well-rounded--and very often round as well! Lopen: Every cousin teaches 'im something--he's learned to cook and talk quick and make friends and tell jokes and stick people to walls and all the things! Small Lopen child: [flips someone off] Lopen: He learned that from me! Sigzil: You don't say...

8. Tress

Raises her child on the high seas.

Child: [screaming a sea shanty at the top of her lungs while she swabs the deck] Ann: She getting punished for something? Tress: What? No! She just likes to sing and her favorite one is about swabbing the decks. Tress: I tried to get her interested in spores, but apparently that's not as exciting as swabbing the deck. Ann: [patting her on the back] Well, there's still plenty of time to share your incredibly dangerous hobby with your kid. Tress: Yeah, you're right!

9. Elend

Just doesn't want his kid to have a childhood like his

Elend: Wait a minute...are you reading that book after I told you that the thesis was juvenile speculation sprung from the mind of a man without two thoughts to rub together? Teenager: Yeah, what of it? I'm not gonna take your word for it! Elend: [sniffs] I-I'm so proud!

10. Vin

Just doesn't want her kid to have a childhood like hers.

Sazed: Wow so this is your baby, huh? Vin: Yup! Sazed: So....round. And happy. Vin: Yup! [The fattest, happiest baby you've ever seen gives Sazed a sleepy smile] Sazed: She's...perfect.

[iheartduckie]

being best friends with oikawa and iwaizumi

reader x oikawa tōru | reader x iwaizumi hajime (PLATONIC)

900+ words | gender neutral

a/n - i just wanna sing barbie things by nikki minaj with oikawa in the car while iwaizumi drives like the smexy person is

warnings: unedited AND from 2021… how could it get any worse

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- you three (3) have been friends since childhood, often hanging out at oikawa’s

- the days you were together, you spent either playing around the neighborhood, watching the boys play volleyball, catching bugs, watching volleyball games on the tv, playing fun games, etc.

- oikawa’s older sister absolutely adorned adored you, and always joked about trading tōru for you and iwa

- for all of grade school, you, iwa and oikawa were practically attached at the hip

- you often supported them at their games, and with their passion for volleyball. understandably, you and iwaizumi had a secret agreement to watch over oikawa and make sure he wasn’t overworking himself

- when you heard about the incident with kageyama, you made sure that oikawa apologized and scolded him for giving the poor boy a hard time

- you also tried to make it up to kageyama by giving him a little gift basket and greeting him nicely in the halls of kitagawa first

- by the time you all enrolled in aoba johsai, your bond was unbreakable

- despite oikawa’s pleads, you didn’t sign up to be the manager for the volleyball club.. although this didn’t stop you from visiting them during practice, usually with snacks and the occasional gossip

- by your third year, the team and new members were familiar with you and recognized you as the team’s good luck charm

- of course, you couldn’t help but beam whenever you see oikawa perfectly set a ball for iwaizumi to spike

- when attending their games that are hosted at aoba joshai’s gym, they were both sure to designate a spot JUST FOR YOU

- both iwaizumi and oikawa are VERY protective of you, and would literally intimidate any potential suitors who try to approach you

- either oikawa or iwaizumi would leave you with one of their jackets, mainly so that people don’t mess with you

- the 3 of you would often have sleepovers too!! godzilla movies are probably watched (request of iwa), with relaxing face masks and baked goodies to indulge in.. the night often controls what you guys go

one sleepover, when oikawa got dumped earlier that day because of volleyball, you decided to have a self care night while watching the movie titanic.. trying not to laugh at the pictures iwa took of oikawa, you would help them apply face masks to the boys’ skin. oikawa looked silly with the hair clip you gave him to hold his bangs back, and as heartbroken as he was, oikawa was still down to sing “my heart will go on” with you. iwa would occasionally sing some parts with you both, but the fact that you all butchered that beautiful song- it just left you all laughing by the end of it. a video of you and oikawa was recorded by iwa, so it is used as friendly blackmail :D

- whenever you three (3) had outings, iwa always drived NO MATTER WHAT- AND HE LOOKED HOT while oikawa had the passenger seat and aux. you always sat in the back, either sleeping or singing along with whatever nicki minaj bop he chose (FAVORITE GO-TO SONG: BARBIE TINGZ)

- with oikawa’s fan girls, some of them hate you while some of them love you. oikawa constantly voices how they all want them to respect you, and they all understand that.

- if you were to ever go on a small date with some suitor, then i can GUARANTEE that they would follow you with terrible disguises (and positive intentions ofc) all while you try not to laugh at them

- if you were to ever hear about any of their crushes, you’d put in a good word for them.. and depending on how long the relationship lasts, you’d also befriend their s/o

- the gc you have is UTTER CHAOS thanks to whatever memes or funny insults oikawa sends

- facetimes are also a thing, as well as taking really funny and ugly photos of each other

tw: sad things (when they lost)

- whenever they lost the qualifiers against karasuno, you were there to comfort oikawa and iwa, plus assure the team that they were all good players regardless

- you were also the one who paid for the ramen after (make them pockets hurt ig)

- and you sat while they practiced one (1) last time as a team after the ramen, meaning that you were ALSO THERE WHEN OIKAWA THANKED THEM FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS AND UGLY CRIED WITH THEM TOO-

- moving on, graduation was one of the best days of your life. it was bittersweet, of course, but to be spending time with them both was all you wanted.. and even when you were all in different time zones, you all put the effort in staying in touch

- you all supported each other, and often sent them care packages from home while they sent you goods from california and argentina

- when iwaizumi came back to japan, the two of you met up more often, probably calling oikawa and just doing best friend things woo

- during the olympics, you were given special seats to watch the event takes place

- not to be sappy or anything ‼️, but with seeing how far your boys have gotten, YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY BEAMING WITH PRIDE WHEN YOU WATCHED THEM AT THE OLYMPICS

- overall, your friendship with oikawa and iwaizumi allows a very fun and carefree bond shared between the three of you

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iwaizumi hajime route | oikawa tooru route

reposts/feedback are appreciated!

masterlist

[kitkat13001]

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖࣪ 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜

i can see the end as it begins my one condition is say you’ll remember me standing in a nice dress, staring at the sunset, babe red lips and rosy cheeks, say you’ll see me again even if it’s just in your wildest dreams 

>> tooru oikawa x reader

>> angst, friends to lovers, ambiguous (happy?) ending, fem-leaning reader (no pronouns, one use of the phrase ‘trophy wife’), title and lyrics from taylor swift’s song “wildest dreams”, dividers by @/anitalenia and @/saradika-graphics

oikawa was more than your high school boyfriend. he was more to you than any cookie-cutter definition you could slap on him like a discount store sticker. 

for starters, you’d basically known him since elementary school. 

you still remember the first day of second grade, the chatterbox of a boy who sat on your right and the mellow kid in the godzilla t-shirt who sat on your left. 

the three of you have practically been inseparable since. 

you and iwa were admittedly the more rational of the trio, while oikawa was the lallygagging daydreamer wandering behind you two. 

that is, until you get to high school, and suddenly he’s the volleyball star dreamboat who’s got the whole school fawning over him. 

it felt like a dream when oikawa had asked you out. you’d figured that with his pick of anyone at seijoh, you wouldn’t be at the top of his list. 

you were wary at first, of course. you’re not stupid, and you’re far from naive. for years you had listened to your friends talk about their boyfriends and girlfriends as if they were really, truly soulmates. like their relationships were years rather than months long. you watched them celebrate anniversaries by the week. 

you knew that high school love wasn’t meant to last. but still, this never felt like cliche high school romance. 

tooru was your first everything. and you were careful, cautious to not let this infatuation consume and ruin you like you had seen happen to so many of your friends and their first loves. but it was so easy to love tooru, and to let him love you back. he knew you better than anyone, held the map to your mind and heart alike. your last years in school together were the best you ever had. 

your caution was all for naught, though, as most worries are. all the precautions you’d taken, the bubble wrap you’d encased your heart in useless in the end. 

you don’t know how it never came up before. of course, you’d thought about your plans after graduation. you knew what you wanted to do, where you wanted to go. but whenever you were with tooru, you didn’t give a damn about the future; all that mattered was here and now, just him beside you. 

that’s why it catches you so off-guard when he makes an offhanded remark about argentina when matsukawa asks about his post-graduate plans, like he had already made up his mind. 

mattsun smiles, making a joke and wishing him luck. he says the same to you, good luck with this one here, but you’re still reeling, unable to return his smile. 

tooru laughs before bidding him goodbye, steering you away with an arm around your shoulder. you follow, lost in your head.

“what was that?” you ask, when you’re finally able to form words again. you duck out from under his arm and he frowns. 

“what?”

“argentina?” 

he blinks. “argentina?”

“since when did we decide that we are off to argentina?” you demand, panic and volume rising in your voice. 

he looks half-surprised, and then nervous. 

“well i didn’t…i mean, i didn’t decide, i just thought—”

“didn’t you ever think to ask me?” you cut in. “what about what i want? doesn’t that matter to you?”

“of course it matters to me!” he exclaims, running a hand through his hair. “i just figured we’d figure something out, y’know?”

you’re both flushed, short of breath. but where there’s panic rising in tooru’s chest, you’re beginning to get angry. 

“like what, tooru? that i go with you and be your trophy wife? or we do long distance and never see each other?”

you take a step back, pressing your hands against your hot face, and release a breath to try and calm yourself. 

“tooru, i want to go to college,” you tell him, looking up at him with big eyes. 

“there’s plenty of colleges in argentina!”

“that’s not the point!” you burst, burying your face in your hands. “i just…why didn’t you ask me, tooru?”

“i…i don’t know,” he replies in a helpless whisper. “i want to keep playing volleyball. they scouted me, and it seemed like such a no-brainer, and i couldn’t pass it up, and i—”

your heart freezes to ice. “you already said yes?”

tooru’s eyes shrink to guilty pinpricks. it’s all the answer you need. 

you straighten, taking in a deep breath. you try to compose yourself, even though you feel utterly sick to your stomach. you will your eyes not to well up. 

“well, then i guess we’ll go our separate ways.”

the declaration hangs in the air for a moment, haunting and final.  

you’ve always been able to see past tooru’s facade, past the brave face he always puts on. he talks a big game, but he’s really quite fragile when it comes down to it. 

you see it in his face now, the way he’s practically gaping at you. he’s surprised. 

“you…what?” 

“i think we should go our separate ways, tooru. we obviously want different things, and i just don’t think we’ll be able to reach our goals if we stay together.”

you start to rethink everything as soon as the words leave your mouth, just because of the way he’s looking at you. a pit settles in your stomach as his big brown eyes bore into yours, the very picture of heartbreak. 

“you want to break up?”

“we knew this wasn’t going to last,” you reply quickly, resisting the tears pushing behind your eyes and trying desperately to swallow the lump in your throat. 

“i didn’t,” he whispers. “i didn’t know this wasn’t going to last.”

you clench your teeth and hang your head, a tear slipping down your cheek against your will. 

tooru hates seeing you cry. you hate when he sees you cry. that’s why you don’t hesitate to run into the safety of his arms when he opens them to you like you’re not breaking his heart. 

you feel guilty, traitorous as you burrow into the warmth of his strong torso. shame burns in your gut as the tears stream down your face. his arms are steady and strong around your body, hand warm as he cradles the back of your head.

“it’s okay,” he whispers, shushing you gently. “it’s okay. i love you. i thought i loved you enough for both of us, but it’s okay.”

“of course i love you!” you burst, lifting your head to look at him. you sniff, wiping your face as you disentangle yourself from his arms slowly. “i just…can’t follow you around for the entire rest of my life.”

tooru nods, arms fidgeting like he doesn’t know what to do with them when you’re not in them. 

“right. okay.”

you heave a sniffle, trying to compose yourself again. “when do you leave?”

“‘bout a month.”

“okay.” you inhale, exhale. “okay. well…i mean, until then..?”

“until then,” he agrees, offering you a half-hearted smile and his hand. of course, you take it. 

you’ve been dreading today for a month. it feels like it’s been marked on your internal calendar in big, fat, red letters. in actuality, you couldn’t even write it in your planner because it hurt too much. 

you offered to accompany tooru to the airport. he told you he’d be fine, you didn’t need to, but you had insisted. it was the least you could do after shattering his heart. 

so here you are, walking him up to the gate. neither of you have said much on the way up here. to be honest, neither of you have said much since that day you decided to end it with tooru’s departure to argentina. 

“this is me,” he says, gesturing to the gate behind you. you can hear the fragility behind his voice, that quaver only you’d notice. 

“right,” you say quickly, wringing your hands awkwardly. “well, good luck.”

you almost flinch. three years dating, ten years friendship behind it, and all you can say is good luck. 

“thanks,” he replies, but you know he’s thinking the same thing you are. 

“i mean…” you sigh, but no words come to you. you shake your head, pulling him into a hug instead. 

he’s shocked at first, you can tell by the way he tenses up. but it takes only a second for him to melt into your embrace and then he’s hugging you tighter than he has in your life. 

there’s really nothing else to say after that. you both separate after a small eternity and try not to cry as he heads for the gate. 

he pauses just before he walks through, looking back at you. 

“there’s nothing i can do to change your mind?”

you shake your head, shrugging helplessly. “i would never ask you to give up your dreams for me, tooru. but i can’t sacrifice mine just for your sake either.”

he nods solemnly, releasing a long breath. you can hear the slightest waver in his voice when he speaks. 

“i guess this is it, then.”

“yeah,” you agree, hugging the sleeves of your sweater. sincerity and heartbreak bleed through your voice. “goodbye, tooru. i hope it’s everything you ever dreamed of.”

he smiles softly at you, hanging off every word. 

“don’t forget about me when you’re rich and famous,” you say with a watery laugh, wiping tears from your cheeks.

tooru stares back at you with the most lovesick expression you’ve ever seen, longing and caring and warm and haunting all at the same time. 

“i could never forget you for as long as i live. and one day when i am rich and famous, i’ll come back for you.”

“riches and fame won’t get me back, tooru.”

“no,” he agrees. “but maybe seeing that i’ll wait for you will.”

and with that, he’s disappearing through the boarding tunnel with his bags. and then he’s gone like you had just dreamed him up, five seconds later and already a distant memory. 

his words ring in your head the entire way home as you stare out the window. 

they replay all over again, years later, when your phone lights up with a photo you treasure every day, a name you hear every night in your dreams. 

“hi, tooru.”

this got away from me. if this takes off and breaks ur hearts like it broke mine, i might consider a part two. oikawa is so special to me, pls you have no idea. he’s so 1989 coded too. i <3 soft angst. love and take care, - 𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢

[miss-couch-potato]

IS THIS A REAL ARTICLE. I'M SO CONFUSED. Did someone really get paid to write this? 😭

I mean it got my attention. I read the whole thing. IT'S HILARIOUS. We need art of Mothra being a 'WingWoman' LOL.

Someone took the 'X' in Godzilla 'X' Kong a little too seriously.

I mean they ain't wrong— I mean WAIT WAIT WAI— I'm just joking man.... or am I?— no, no just joking... OR—

[newkatzkafe2023]

Ok, so I have an idea-

How would wukong feel for having BOTH a fem humaniod King Kong and Godzilla????

Cause after reading both ur fics of each Godzilla and King Kong ones.

I NEED to know how he would deal with 2 territorial queens

The real reason Queen Kong and Goddesszilla fought😬😬😬

(Lmk Wukong) He's scared of both you and your sister. He met you first and he fell for you over time and had so much in common with you. Then he happened to meet your sister queen kong and she kinda had a crush on him. He became good friends with her and was comfortable but then disaster struck when you found out that your sister was around your boyfriend And after you guys brawl and destroy part of the mountain with a Is terrified monkey king watching you both came to an agreement. You both decide to get on even ground and share Wukong, does he get a say in this?? Not unless he wants to put his immortality to the test.

(NR Wukong) Two hot queens were after him. He didn't know if he should be terrified or turned on. You and your sister were fighting again when he came up to you two with drinks. Then you girls got sidetracked with dealing with him as he flirts with the two of you. Your sister queen kong blushed, while you were totally unamushed by his antics but he wiggled his silly drunk ass into your heart as well as your sister. Then Wukong found himself being fought over and dated by you both as This reminds him of a dream he had once But with giants

(HIB Wukong) This has to be some kind of joke to him. Like seriously two Beautiful women want to be his mate so bad, They would throw hands for it. Like seriously the snarled and the force cuddles are way to much for him. Not to mention how Territorial , you and your sister are over him and what would get upset if the scent of the other got on him. Luckily You both pretend to get along so you don't want accidentally worry or scare the children. You both are very protective over Silly girl and Luier and would also mother them together. Wukong just decided to mate both of you so you both would stop stressing him out.

(MKR Wukong) Ok this one is kinda easy to deal with, considering his own territorial instincts would join with you and your sister. He's quick to get jealous when someone sniffs around you and queen kong and He's the one who flies off the handle. Infact You and your sister actually put it aside, Your bullsh*t to stop him from making an ass up himself. Your just as Aggressive demeanor and your sister's voice of reason You both don't fight much as others think.

(Netflix Wukong) Oh boi it's like watching children fight over a popular toy. You and your sister think he's adorable and you both want him and he feels the pressure to choose between the two of you which Terrifies him. Until one day you both were smiling down at him and told him that you would share him for now on. Well The pressure of choosing Subsided now he has to deal with the pressure of having to territorial girlfriends that love him way too much.

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[misticles]

MMORE JEAN DOODLES, YYAAAYYY (il her, im obsessed w her rn, woahzies)

oh, and a little lynny, hehe :3 @marzaboo <3

oh, AND A RELATIONSHIP CHART TOO, WOWZA 🤯

the guys (+ Lynn’s) thoughts on Jean:

PETE - she’s fuckin psycho crazy for bill. the crap is hilarious as hell. she’s got some sorta beef w my girl Lynn tho, so shes just a fat shithead whorebag in my book. gotta admit, she’s gotta nice rack tho. too bad they just two sad sacks a’ nothin’ sittin’ pretty w a push-up bra. and i heard she fucks with sci-fi horror too, but that might just be fake news, just like her tits. nice to see the her and my girl fight in the hallways tho. shit’s hot.

JOSH - the chick’s batshit inSANE. heard from around the halls that she has a custom bill figure in her room. wonder what she does with that thing. I’d shove it down the toilet and piss on it. all the guys keep joking with me, asking if we’re related. it’s cause we’re both fat and I know it. ITS NOT MY FAULT ALL THE GOOD MERCHANDISE IS INSIDE FOOD PRODUCTS. she likes sci-fi, “allegedly,” but I highly doubt it. but if she did it’d be pretty cool. and besides the fat, she’s got a hot face. gotta lose the bodyhair tho, makes her 10x fucking uglier.

JERRY - bidi bidi bidi, she scares the living crap outta me Buck!!!!! I’ve seen her knock out so many guys and chicks in dodgeball, I can’t help but be fucking freaked out about her. I heard from bill that he remembers she liked dnd back in elementary school,….itd be totally awesome if she still did. maybe we can make a campaign in the future if she’s not completely deranged and psychotic anymore!!!!

BILL - the guys keep messing with me, calling her my girlfriend. just the absolute most TORTUROUS THING IVE EVER HAD TO ENDURE. like id date her fat cow ass. just cause we were friends in elementary does NOT mean I’d EVER stoop down to her level of freak. besides, girls like her just RUIN FANDOM CULTURE COMPLETELY. she’s just faking to like her sci-fi shit so she can get guys to fuck her to boost her fragile ego. I bet if you challenged her to a trivia off, she wouldn’t know the first thing abt Godzilla, her presumed “passion.”

LYNN - im pretty sure I’ve never done JACK to her; but whenever she looks at me, it just seems like she wants to jump me or something, I can see it in her eyes. I don’t understand where this beef came from. I mean, I would’ve ignored it, but at this point, I just can’t control being rude back. she’s also insanely delusional, I’d feel bad if she wasn’t such a dick. hope she finds peace at some point tho..girl needs friends

annndddd, then here’s Jeans thoughts on the guys (+Lynn :3)

PETE - total creep. the amount of times I’ve seen him tryin to have a staring contest with my breasts is ridiculous. can’t understand how Marilynn’s into him. the stuff he watches is so weird. like, I love sci-fi horror and all, but the snuffs are insane. heard from my cousin that works at blockbuster that he rents movies like that all the damn time. total ick-fest if you ask me!! gonna kick him in the nuts next time I see the freak-fest.

JOSH - if I was in a sci-fi film, I’d shoot him by accident cause I would’ve thought he was an ugly ass alien. cause he basically is one, for sure. I hate sharing interests with the likes of him, PEE YEW!!!! hearing his whiny ass shrieks in the hallway always ruins my goddamn day. I just wanna punch his double-chin back into his face, but I don’t think that’d make him look any better.

JERRY - hes a total wimp. like, total runt of the litter in that stupid club if you ask me. like, for sure he’s still a weirdo freak but i guess he’s not as bad as the others or whatever. not better than bill, obvi. not much to say about the dweeb other than that. guys boring.

BILL - contrary to the popular belief, I think bills perfectly fine just the way he is. sure, he has some flaws, but who doesn’t in this stupidly fucked up town? I just wish he wouldn’t push me away so much, I just wanna help him and make sure hes alright cause he always seems so angry all the time. under all the rough exterior and yelling hes still the sweet guy I knew back in elementary school. I also wish he’d pick up the phone when I call his house or at least talk to me at school, but maybe he’s just playing hard to get. I’ll just keep on trying!!

LYNN - I cannot begin to compreHEND how a girl like this can have a thing for a guy like…..peter. like, how can a cute sweet girl like that frolic around a freak like him??? total confuse-fest, gosh!! I’ve heard her trash talk bill tho, and he doesn’t like her either; so she’s an automatic tick-off. I mean, that sweetheart and shy-girl personality could be a total facade or something!! maybe..

[marcussour]

EXU Divergence E04 random thoughts and bits

One last time, let's do this

Into the Sam Riegel verse

Now we know Matt should play Rogue (?)

What even was the continuity of the ads anyway

We're starting with a quote by Seven Samurai, that's how you know its gonna be good

That nat 20 for Crokas after becoming smart, was super appropriate

Loved Brennan's explanation of the change in gears for Vasselheim, and how that also ties with how we see the city centuries down the line

What's with the fancy dude and the child?; EDIT after I realized who they were an hour and a half after the episode began: OH, the rich assholes in the Strife Emperor's court and the evil child

Oh, that "self taught?", it kinda stung

Power move with the letter opener by Nia

I've just noticed that Alex has been moving and swaying like a monitor lizard all the episodes, in order to match Crokas' being a dragonborn and like, overall vibe of being like, Godzilla in a small scale

Morgana Thundershield, amazing name

I love that this episode is, thematically, a sorta epilogue of C3. Of course it's not exactly the same, but seeing Vasselheim react to the gods going retreating behind the gate and the impact it had in them, compared with what happened with the gods at the end of C3.

Also, Brennan making the connection between hubris and humility regarding the connection to the divine and faith. *chef's kiss*

"Learn to learn again"

Oh, the explanation to the change of paradigm was brilliant. How divine magic used to be just a call for the gods to intervene, but now, they're based on faith and belief, and the clerics are the conduits, not just people who call upon the gods for them to act

Rux Tallheart, paladin of the Platinum Dragon, another certified Brennan Lee Mulligan's small guy

Oh, that's interesting, not all the gods are accounted for

Welcome to the New World, Erro's telling jokes now

"Nia? Rai'nia?"; "How does this possibly keep happening?"

"the feel when confirmation bias becomes confirmation"

Crokas settled immediately into the routine of showing the Orb whenever someone needs to hear what happened to Liana

"Am I a god?"; "NO"; "Thank you"

Well, we can certainly see where Nia got her charm

"Why do I call you boss?", OH CROKAS GAINED INTROSPECTION

"You were the best victory prize I ever got"; "I think you need to examine those words a little bit. And how that might make me feel. That you don't refer to me as your child, but as your bodyguard"

Oh, I've been waiting for the first episode for this conversation to happen. You could tell that despite everything, Fiedra always had a wall between her and Crokas, and how he wasn't able to even articulate what that meant or how did he feel. And there's a lot to unpack about Fiedra, she was sorta kinda "thriving" (for lack of a better word) in the Strife Emperor's prison, and she's never like, hide that she isn't what you may call a "good person" in the traditional sense due to the circumstances surrounding her upbringing, you know, experiencing all the cruelty and violence while growing up an orphan. I get that she cared about him in her own way, and tried to do the right thing with what she had available, but there's also some utilitarianism in the way she treated Crokas that, of course was gonna come up into the surface the moment Crokas could finally put words to those feelings.

See, Crokas knows it, the rest of the roaches were "her boys", but he was just "the bodyguard". Again, this whole "I get what you were trying to do or where you are coming from, but those intentions never translated into actions, or at least you never expressed what those actions were supposed to be" kinda way

"I needed a mom, not to fight for a boss"

Oh, now I'm starting to suspect the Key, like, that's like a suspicious timing

That "There Will Be Blood" reference was spot on

The Key has an awakened state?

Fiedra, honey, I'm sure this isn't going to end well

See, told ya

I knew there was something else going on with the key

Garen Hearthheart

Oh that Predator handshake between Matt and Brennan was just, incredible

"The Gate is built by heart alone, though hearts be held by flesh and bone, and flesh and bone by earth and stone. The door we make, when lock we break, will bridge the waters, roads to take. The stones that stand to staunch the flood, freedom found by toil and blood. By stone betrayed, the seal is made. The hand that holds the heart that prayed. The stairs it shaped, the debts it paid. The gate is shaped, the keystone layed."

Yeah, that little moment gave me all the emotions.

Also, intended or not, the dwarven script?prayer?chant? kinda sound a bit like a poem about the structure of this mini campaign, doesn't it?

It seems to me that Erro's got some type of connection to Bahamut that goes beyond what his parents' faith and what they used to do

Loved the idea of like, the spell rules are basically the new rules of Divine Magic, and they're still being settled, so the Moonweaver can kinda bend them a bit

Look at Liana just, giving the ultra abridged version of the events of Downfall

Of course Brennan wouldn't resist having Asmodeus back again one final (?) time

Oh, so there was something else regarding the way the gods made themselves mortals and why they forgot who they were supposed to be. Also, many more came but never found out who they were.

Ok, I'm calling it now, Erro is Bahamut.

Look at Fiedra trying to make things up and good with Crokas. Good for them.

Love the idea of Crokas going full Batman in Vasselheim. Like, imagine a monk that's basically a miniature Godzilla (which is still huge in this case), jumping through the buildings. Kinda like Absolute Batman I guess, in terms of size.

It is amazing in retrospective to think that Nia is basically the founder of the way divine magic will be practiced in Exandria up until, basically, the end of Campaign 3 (and probably even after that, like, divine magic is still there, even if the gods reverted to mortal form). This kind, young girl who had to endure so much, became a self taught cleric that in a way became the standard for most of religious practitioners, at least of the Prime Deities.

NGL, I'm gonna miss the sound that Celia's hair and their braids make and how it goes through the mic

NOT THE FIREWORK EXTRAVAGANZA AGAIN??!!

All that Batmaning helped Crokas with that Nat20 in stealth

Glad that Jasmine went straight into singing System of a Down

They're rolling inside a chapel, I'm kinda surprised that nobody has done a "Chapel Roll" joke

Satan?!

Oh, thankfully Jasmine remembered the change of DC

"STOP FIDGETING", fuck yeah, nice callback

Oh, the way the dice conspired for Garen to just, obliterate the stone pillar

68 points of damage to the pillar, as a level 0 character, freakin' Matt Mercer

Crokas going full Godzilla vs the Muto

Seriously, thanks to Alex for finally showing the world the idea that the coolest fucking thing ever is basically Batman Godzilla

ASMODEUS

Fuckin' key man, I knew there was something shady

Oh, the fucked up boy was a vessel for Asmodeus

Brennan's got the Lord of the Hells just, nailed to a T, he basically made how he's supposed to be in Exandria, there's an edge and a special charisma to him that I really kinda missed when Matt played him in the final episodes of the C3, where it kinda felt a bit more, stereotypical evil. I remember writing in one of these posts something similar, there was a moment when Asmodeus talked with Braius and that was the best moment when Matt kinda channeled Asmodeus the way Brennan played him. Now, don't get me wrong, this isn't a dig at Matt, is just, Brennan basically made the blueprint so whenever it kinda veers a bit, it feels odd.

"It's dwarven for 'get fucked'"

I was waiting for someone to roll into the "ASMODEUS" part from Ghost's "Year Zero"

We went full Kingdom Hearts with the key going into Timothy's chest and giving it a soul

You can add a Timothy to your inventory

Why is Asmodeus so focused on Garen btw?

And down goes Erro, like a fucking boss, saving Garen in his last moment, what a legend

That "thank you for setting me free" sounded like a thing a God would say to me

"I Lied"

The Moonweaver went to the Lord of the Hells and told him "you can't bullshit a bullshitter", and it was glorious

See, the Platinum Dragon returned just as Erro died

Oh Liam

"I think you have a second chance to be somebody's mom... Don't fuck it up"

I WAS BORN TO BE A HOME FOR THE DEVIL

Kephekedriel!!

"I wanna be different"

Crokas founder of the Cobalt Soul confirmed

I love Crokas so much, what an amazing character

And now I'm sobbing

To teach people that no matter how lonely they feel, they're never alone

Oh, now only Matt and Brennan are at the table, I just know this is gonna be special

Dragonstrike!

Look at Garen founding Kraghammer, we've seen already 2 cities being founded

A town named Bend you say? In a swamp? This is Stilben isn't it?

It's still Bend, hahahaha, amazing

Oh, Liam's back, what's going on

Erro was Bahamut, I knew it

Oh wait, wait... is Garen the All Hammer?

That "gotcha" from Brennan

"That world that YOU created"

Oh, and it was special in the subtitles

I just joined the dots, this was all a love letter to Exandria and to Matt's work, incredible

Oh man, Liam describing everything with such joy like, the love letter to Matt

The voices weren't memories, they were prayers

What a world he made

It's clear that Matt had no idea this was going to happen

This brought me memories from Liam's one shot and the way he basically expressed his love for his friends back then

Two brothers, from eternity until forever

Well, that ending was marvelous. What a way to cap 10 years of storytelling.

[sixtysixproblems]

alright so I was joking about how Fox & Ponds were the only batch members to not get the "survives crazy insane and/or sith bullshit genes" with a friend right. And I have come to the realization that if we're counting only canon or canon-ish stuff...Fox might have been the only one who didn't get it? and Ponds just pushed his luck too far? Hear me out here. we don't know much about the guy but what we do is kind of insane:

He was involved in two of the bloodiest campaigns/battles: geonosis & ryloth. he was also not a marshall commander, who (however much they did NOT do this) were theoretically supposed to stay back. He also is a RECON commander if I remember right. so he would have been in the fray of things at pretty much all times

we have the fucking Godzilla episode where he got WAY too close to that fucking thing (was literally on top of it at one point, escaped it by foot ????). And then there's the TWC heroes of the Republic videogame where Dooku yeets him (and Cody + Rex) into the cargo bag of a ship, closes the door, throws it off a ledge, and drops a beam on them. And they're somehow. Fine. Like Ponds somehow got to the cockpit and started flying it????

Also he survived the initial crash caused by the bounty hunters, and that ship looked wrecked.

And he only fought in, at max, the first two years of the war.

Maybe I shouldn't have made him the "responsible one" in my fic because all evidence rn is pointing to him being fucking crazy. Like it's a miracle he didn't die SOONER. anyways everyone in that batch had no survival instincts and bs luck send tweet

[sepublic]

So the jokes comparing Skar King to King Louie over their appearances, with a remix of I Wan’na Be like You playing in the background, are funny and all. But they’re also more true than most might realize???

In the Godzilla vs Kong novelization, it explains that the Great Apes were like any other titans in Hollow Earth… But then they became very intelligent. They got into groups, formed languages. They established hierarchies, made tools, created architecture… And also began enslaving other titans. They conquered and pillaged, expanded past their original roles in the ecosystem.

In essence, the Great Apes became too human. Which is a great way to build off of Kong showing how human he can be in that very film, which introduced his sign language, as well as emphasized that in Mothra’s absence only Kong can defend humanity. He’s always had a symbiotic relationship with the Iwi, and with the stereotype of apes and humans being alike, you could say Kong is the most human of our giant monsters.

So the inverse of that is fascinating to take into account as to why Godzilla fought with Kong’s ancestors, and blasted their empire back into the Stone Age as retaliation for the above-mentioned advancements, which in his eyes were transgressions; I dunno if humanity had already begun the same as the Great Apes, which came first, but one must’ve reminded Godzilla of the other. In fact maybe they evolved into civilizations alongside one another.

And that brings us to Godzilla x Kong and the introduction of Skar King, who is revealed as the original leader of the Great Apes that started that entire backstory. Adam Wingard described him as the most human of the Monsterverse Kaiju, in the worst way possible; He’s the dark reflection to Kong and us in that way. He wanted the Great Apes to become human; Maybe not in the sense that he was emulating us specifically, but in that he wanted to make his species act in all the ways associated with humanity. Dude even has a harem which hammers in how depraved he is.

And like any human leader, he’s not much on his own; But the armies he leads, the tools he has, the beasts he tames, that makes him dangerous. He is just a man in the end; Nothing without his followers and society. Skar King’s ambition in the past led to Godzilla knocking down the Great Apes a massive notch, which led to some fleeing to Skull Island; This sets Kong’s destiny in stone when the Skull Crawlers emerge there and kill his parents. The Godzilla-killing axe must’ve been created under Skar King’s rule, in fact he may have personally made and/or wielded it to begin with; Skar King could’ve recognized that weapon, and been reclaiming it when he first met Kong.

Skar King is responsible for Kong in a sense; To him, Kong is a feral child who just now has reconnected with society and begun to realize how intelligent he can really be; Hence the traps at the beginning of Godzilla x Kong. He’s a reverse Tarzan, funnily enough; Lost his parents and spent more time in the jungle with humans, who are his ‘apes’. Skar King created Kong, in other words his own downfall, just as he sired Suko who rebelled, enslaved Shimo who retaliated, crafted the axe that spelled his downfall, and angered Godzilla who fought back. Skar King made his own demise, he brought his kind to ruin in his attempts to control nature.

So when we go back to the comparisons with another red-haired ape who also wants to act human, in a very destructive way via mastering fire. Yeah I guess Skar King Louie really does wanna be like us.

[weaselandfriends]

What is your list of worst books of all time?

On top of Seymour: An Introduction, the books that have brought me the most misery are:

The Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie. Yes this is the work he got the fatwa put on him for, the reason I hate it has nothing to do with that. Circumstances may have played a part, I read this shortly before I wrote Fargo and was at a brutal lowpoint mentally, but this is also such a cloying overly cute excessive mishmash it drove me insane. This is what everyone who hates hysterical realism thinks hysterical realism is. So many giant paragraphs that are just endless lists of things. The crazy part is that I read the whole book and was like "Okay so why did they put the fatwa on him for this?" and I looked it up and it's like, nothing. It's like 5 seconds of this monstrously long book, blink and you miss it. Completely insane. It's not worth it, everyone, don't knife the guy over this.

Vineland by Thomas Pynchon. Pynchon's a great author and has some real classics but he took ten years off after Gravity's Rainbow and came back and wrote this shit, it's like a joke he's playing at the expense of everyone who dared to think he was a good author. There's no real plot, it's a loose collection of episodes, all of which are modeled on trashy B-movies, like there's a plot where everyone investigates a giant footprint and the joke is that it's Godzilla's footprint, there's an episode about a convent of ninja nuns (Infinite Jest has a footnote parodying this), maybe this makes it sound good but it's delivered in this very hippie-stoner Dad humor way that mostly makes it groanworthy, I was constantly groaning reading this. The main point in its favor is that every time it mentions the name of a movie it always puts the year the movie came out in parentheses afterward, like Friday the 13th (1980). That never gets old.

Island by Aldous Huxley. It's Dances with Wolves except with Huxley's made up super spiritual philosophic utopia. Couldn't stand it.

The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss. I don't normally read fantasy but prior to writing Cleveland Quixotic I read this and the first Wheel of Time book. The Wheel of Time book was simply boring but Name of the Wind was actively awful. First off it's a liar book, it has this elaborate frame narrative that promises it'll be about the exploits of this incredible kingslayer who did all this super cracked-out stuff but that's a lie. The story starts out with his early life, with an episodic narrative of his orphaned childhood eking a life on the streets, and then he goes to magic school and I think, okay this is another episodic narrative on his way to all that kingslaying stuff, he'll be at magic school for about 100 pages or so. No. He's at magic school for the rest of the book and, as I understand, most (all?) of the second book. This is a magic school book, it's about a guy in magic school. His main problem is about how he will pay off his student loans. An absurd amount of the book is dedicated to that question, also the typical Only I Level Up coterie of sneering figures who don't like the main character and thus are hopelessly pathetic and evil people with no redeeming qualities. Also the romance elements of this story are unbearable to read, there's a passage near the end I was literally, actually cringing at, as in curling up in a physical reaction of embarrassment, as the main character rhapsodizes about a girl who friendzoned him and how he has a much more emotionally significant relationship with her than she does with her actual boyfriend. Truly abominable. I also love how despite this being one of the most popular and best-selling fantasy books nowadays the publisher didn't even bother to try on the cover, just a shitty photoshop of a shadowman in a field.

This Love Story Will Self-Destruct by Leslie Cohen. This one's cheating, nobody has heard of or read this, I in fact had not heard of it. I ordered Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas online and instead of that they sent me this book and because if you give me a book I'll read it I read this one. Honestly it's not even actively misery-inducing like these other books it's just a bad contemporary romance story with shoddy prose and nothing going on under the hood, I only put it here because it's a funny story how I got the book to begin with.

[lunar-wandering]

!!!!!!!!!DINOMONKEY AU TIME!!!!!!!!!

ALRIGHT GANG LETS GO;

everyone gets a dinoperson form. basically they get increased size (they're all at least 10ft tall in dinoform) and usually a few other traits like teeth, horns, and a dino tail. for some of them their hair gets longer/rougher (as in, their appearance looks more "wild").

people can shift in between their regular forms and their dinoforms

MK is a t-rex!! he gets t-rex teeth + a t-rex tail.

Mei is a plesiosaur!!! she gets the teeth + tail

Red Son is a tricerotops!! he gets two horns on the side of his head, one horn in the middle of his forehead, and a tail

Wukong is a stegosaurus!! he gets the spikes/plaques going down his back, and he gets a dino tail!! he keeps his monkey tail though, he gets two tails (this is a trait unique to him)

Macaque is a pterodactyl, he's got wings (he doesn't get a tail though). one of his wings has a hole in it from his beach trip to hell.

Tang is a velociraptor-

Pigsy is also a t-rex!! father son duo type vibes

Sandy is a brachiosaurus. he's the biggest out of all of them in dino form.

with that out of the way lets move on to other fun details;

with the plaques on his back + his laser eyes, Wukong is basically a knockoff Godzilla. he gets VERY mad whenever someone brings this up- "GODZILLA WAS BASED OFF OF ME. I should sue them actually I should be getting royalties from this-"

MK and Mei have this super specific joke they like to do in front of people to freak them out, where MK will bite Mei's arm and Mei will pretend to just die instantly. Wukong loses his mind with panic when they do this in front of him for the first time

there's no way to guess what kind of dino someone is unless you see them in dinoform. most people (including Wukong and Red Son) assume MK is some kind of herbivore. MK takes great pleasure in scaring the shit out of people when they find out he's a t-rex.

there's no real carnivore vs herbivore thing going on here, everyone still basically has a human diet, there's just a slight inclination towards eating meat or vegetables

Red Son keeps both meat and fish kebabs in a lil pocket dimension and pulls them out and cooks them whenever Mei or MK say they're hungry. ...Or just when they look at him a little weirdly. Listen, Mei bit his hand once and he may or may not be a bit traumatized from it-

i need you all to take a moment and imagine Porty MK with T-rex traits. thank you for taking a moment, moving on now,

since Macaque's dinoform is injured (giant hole in wing), he stays in his regular monkey demon form 98% of the time.

this means that when grouped with the others, theres this tiny 5'2" monkey demon surrounded by at LEAST 10ft tall dinopeople. he looks so small. post!redemption arc the others sometimes just carry him around

MK loves to pretend to hunt people down. it was a game him and Pigsy would play when he was younger and he never grew out of it. this leads to other people getting surprise tackled by him semi-frequently.

thats all i got rn cause i literally made this AU last night but just: dinomonkeys.

[weaselnerd]

January 25, the day I found out about the toon patrol for the first time!

Story time: about the day that changed my life!

It was a cold day, and I was sitting on a bench near my next class. I was having a rough time—2024 hadn’t started off great for me. I remember feeling sad, wishing my problems would just disappear. Absentmindedly, I opened TikTok and started scrolling through my usual feed. At the time, I was in the Splatoon and Godzilla fandoms, though I didn’t have many mutuals in those communities. Unfortunately, I’d had to block a lot of people due to toxicity. As I kept scrolling, something caught my eye: a speed-draw of a character I didn’t recognize (who I later learned was Wheezy) from a page called “weaselstan2005.” Intrigued, I dove into their content, watching every video and slowly learning the characters’ names. A little research revealed that they were called the Toon Patrol, and they appeared in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. I’d never fully seen the movie before—just snippets of Roger and Jessica Rabbit—but I decided to watch it when I got home.

That day at school, I couldn’t stop thinking about the Toon Patrol. I was so distracted I kept zoning out during class. As soon as I got home, I went straight to my room and started the movie. Watching it was a transformative experience. I laughed and felt a kind of happiness I hadn’t experienced in a long time, especially whenever the Toon Patrol appeared on screen. After that, I spent the rest of the day watching clips of them, reading every wiki page I could find, and learning all I could about the characters. I even started trying to draw them, and it’s fun to look back now and see how much my art has improved since then.

I soon fell down the rabbit hole of fanart and noticed that many fans had original characters, so naturally, I decided to make one too. It’s become a tradition for me to create clown OCs in every fandom I join because I love clowns. My first OC was Jokes, who back then was inspired by Italian opera clowns. Originally, Jokes was supposed to be a character the Toon Patrol didn’t like because he tried to make them laugh—which, could literally kill them. But since I loved Wheezy so much, I made them close friends instead. However that did change and now they don’t know eachother

My second OC, Rollerblade, was created on February 27. At first, he was going to be a spy for the Toon Patrol, with the codename “Bomber,” which later changed to “Roller.” Eventually, while I was on a plane to Japan during spring break, I settled on the name Rollerblade. His role evolved too; instead of being a spy who threw bombs at Roger Rabbit, he became Smartass’s so-called “enemy,” even though Smartass doesn’t even know Rollerblade exists.

More OCs came to life during my time in Japan, and I discovered new art styles along the way. While there, I also stumbled upon Wacky from Bonkers and Br’er Weasel from the Song of the South comics, which sent me further down the rabbit hole of Disney weasels. Over the months, I found more artists and characters, and it all made me happier, helping me forget my problems for a while.

When summer break arrived, I doubled down on my research, explored more art styles, and followed my favorite artists across platforms. That’s when I found Tumblr. I created an account under the name “Soapywoozle” and made my first post on July 1. Joining Tumblr turned out to be one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. I’ve met so many amazing, kind, and creative people here. For the first time, I feel like I truly belong in a fandom—I feel seen instead of ignored. I’m so grateful for everyone I’ve met, and I can’t wait to keep sharing this journey with all of you! ❤️

@marinerainbow @shy-nightmare @basiabd @los-angeles-toon-patrol @loveforskekshod @lastofautumn @sammyanimates @alexissoosigma52288

Thank you all for being the best people I’ve could’ve met! This fandom has made me so happy and has helped me a lot with my mental health! In a way I would like to Thank wheezy in particular since he got me into this fandom! I don’t know where I would be if I didn’t see him!

Maybe if wanted I’ll show all my old toon patrol art and show how my oc’s look back then to show how they’ve changed.

As a small tribute here is some old splatoon clips and photos!